"So you signed the release. That's between you and God now."
Congratulations. You are the freshest meat in the Main Character house — the flagship show of the Main Character Network, currently sponsored by nobody who returns our calls. Please initial each of the following:
By continuing, you waive: dignity, narrative consistency, a flattering edit, and the right to sue Larry from Legal.
The archetype is a starting hand. The Edit you actually earn is your fault.
Survive 10 episodes. Make Final 2. Win the jury vote. Your Edit — Villain, Fan Favorite, Mastermind, Chaos Goblin, or Underdog — is stitched together from your tags and slapped on a tabloid cover after every episode. You will be perceived. That is non-negotiable.
Eight rooms, two floors: bedrooms, bathrooms, kitchen, front room, game room, pool. Each beat:
Alliance pitches resolve four ways based on trust, traits, and existing webs:
Non-player cards show a lean pill: 💙 Loyal · 👀 Wary · 🗡 Plotting · 🔒 Closed (already pacted).
Formed alliances have live trust + pressure:
NPC sabotage is real: they poach members, plant rumors, flip pacts. The Meanwhile Ticker catches it. Fake alliances are powerful and explosive when exposed. Choose your betrayals like you mean them.
Every contestant has a hidden Crash Out Meter (0–100). Poke the same rival enough and the needle climbs. At ~85 the next poke triggers a takeover event:
Strikes stack on the House Rule Strike badges. Three strikes = ejection. Ratings adore it; the lawyers do not.
The Crash Out system got a whole promotion. On every cast card:
New event types:
Counter-play:
Your Defensive Toolkit (Crash Board panel):
Where to read the damage:
The producers hate a quiet week. The Producer Pressure meter (0–100) rises whenever ratings sit still. Threshold events escalate:
The Next Episode Forecast on the recap combines pressure + this week's ratings swing + the top crash meter and hands you a vibe check:
The game reads your last few moves and guesses what you're actually doing this beat. Four intents:
Consequences:
Cast cards now wear a stance chip that summarizes what each rival is doing about you specifically:
Hover / tap the chip for the "why" line. Stances update per beat.
Every contestant has a secret. Learn one privately with the Secret Peek perk, then weaponize three ways:
Targets can Deny the Rumor — costs their stability, and isn't a guaranteed save.
Leverage escalates: first use mild, second dings your edit, third+ raises your own Crash Meter. Cameras love a spiral.
Catch a rival doing something ugly and you can park it as an IOU. Later, cash it — force a vote, force a flip, force a confessional. One-shot each. Save them for the finale, or don't and cry about it.
Certain moves gate through a mini-game — pass/fail decides whether the scene lands or blows up in your face. Fitting SFX, optional haptics, mute toggle, and prefers-reduced-motion are all respected in the sprocket menu.
Practice Arcade at /sandbox — practice each one without risking a run. Also the fastest way to check if your speakers work.
Starting Episode 3, the producers stamp an Edit Sticker on you based on which tags you've been spamming:
No lane to declare. The season's edit assembles itself out of your fingerprints.
Every rival has a hidden heat toward you:
The Heat Shift Strip after each episode shows who's warming up or cooling off. Ignore at own risk.
Cards have two faces. Front stays minimal — avatar, name, gender, mood emoji, stance chip, crash chip. Tap to flip for the back: archetype, traits, clout, influence, alliance trust, NEMESIS / CRUSH / SAFE stickers, strikes, fractures, and the producer edit landing on them. From the back you can pop the FULL DOSSIER.
You start with just 1 Influence. It's a currency, not an allowance.
Earn +1 Influence when you:
Cap: 6. No hoarding to infinity.
Spend Influence on:
Broke? Sway / weaponize buttons show a red 👁 cost and lock.
Big plays pump the Moments Meter (0–100). Cap it and a viral headline flashes across the screen, rolls the bottom ticker, AND drops +1 Influence. Cap it three times in a season to unlock the Viral Hat-Trick.
The cast doesn't stop when the camera turns. The Meanwhile Ticker surfaces the schemes you missed — pacts, poaches, leaks, exit plots. Treat it like a scoreboard for everything you didn't witness.
Confessionals stack into your Reel — the editors will montage this against you. Repeat a bit and it becomes a Recurring Gag that pops in recaps and the tabloid wall.
The Director pops into your dashboard with 4th-wall commentary — "spicy," "boring," "good for ratings," "we're rewriting the edit." Read between the lines. There are lines.
Every few episodes producers call a twist. Accept for wild ratings, decline to play it safe. The Golden Envelope is rarely a gift. Sometimes it's a lawsuit in a pretty wrapper.
Evictions run on a fixed calendar: episodes 1, 3 and 5 are house nights with no vote, episodes 2, 4, 6, 7, 8 and 9 end in an eviction, and episode 10 is the finale where the jury decides. Bottom Two get hauled to the hotseat. Ties break with Sponge / Spatula / Slipper — a best-of live mini-game (rock-paper-scissors with bathroom props). Spend a known secret to swing ballots (1 Influence) if you're sweating, or play an Immunity Idol if you earned one — except in the final round, where idols are locked out.
When jurors stack up, pre-finale you get a Jury Lobby pitch — pick a tag (drama, strategy, charm…) to bias how the jury remembers you. The lobby now has a Finale Explainer Panel that breaks down, in 5 steps, exactly how scoring works: pitch tag bias, edit weighting, alliance loyalty, betrayal ledger, and the tiebreaker path. No more "how did I lose to that." Yes it will still happen.
Winner takes a faux $1M check, a tabloid cover, and a 1-year-later epilogue.
Win the season and the finale offers 👑 Return for Season N — Defend the Crown. Your champion comes back with:
Names are tracked across seasons so casts stay fresh, up to 10 seasons per profile. Surviving all ten would be historic. We doubt you. Prove us wrong.
Fully randomized shuffle of original tracks starts when you Roll The Cameras and keeps running through intro, season, and endgame. Restarts only on full reset or refresh. Sprocket menu (bottom-right) → play/pause, skip, volume. Credits scroll in the bottom ticker as each track starts.
Sprocket bottom-right = Control Room:
Two parallel systems, no cloud, no accounts:
Clear your browser data and your legacy dies with it. Consider this your only warning.
Win a season and mount your finale on the Trophy Case — six pedestals, manually managed (asks before evicting anyone). Long-term unlocks — Chaos Agent, Puppet Master, Heartbreaker, Villain Factory, Ratings Monster, Canceled Immediately, Made Finale, Won It All — stack on the Achievements page.
Start page hosts a Weekly Challenge with a shared seed — same cast + twists for everyone that week. Daily prompts (Win as Villain, Win as Hero, Trigger 5 Chaos, Survive the First 4, Viral x3…) unlock stickers. Post finished runs to the Tabloid Wall for posterity.
Between every episode the network cuts to a full-screen AD BREAK interstitial: a "WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK" bumper, 1–3 parody sponsor cards (tagline, sponsor, trigger caption), CRT static between spots, then "AND WE'RE BACK" and the next episode kicks off.
Party events (hot-tub nights, rooftop mixers, birthdays) pick a themed party track — a pulsing chip on the HUD and in the recap that colors the whole beat. Some tracks push flirt scenes, others push chaos, others slow the room down for confessionals. Watch the chip; it's a free tell.
Every so often the season detonates a House Event: a power outage, a lice scare, a food fight, a mystery box, a producer-mandated dress code. Events reshuffle rooms, force group scenes, or add a temporary tag to every choice. They're deterministic per seed, so a rerun of the same season sees the same events — good for challenge mode.
NPCs aren't set dressing. Each one carries an Agenda (win jury, redemption arc, take down a specific rival, hook up before finale, protect a friend) that drives their room picks, alliance offers, and votes independent of you.
The season also tracks Story Obligations — dangling threads producers promised the audience: an unresolved rivalry, a promised showmance, a betrayal set-up. Obligations that go unpaid cost you edit in the finale. Pay them off (in either direction — kiss or stab) and the jury remembers.
Behind the curtain, the Showrunner reads the season's shape every episode and picks the next twist: which brief to hand out, which twist card to fire, when to force a Producer Bomb, when to let a quiet week land. It reacts to your edit, ratings momentum, unresolved obligations, and jury balance so no two seasons cut the same way.
Sustained poking spins up a Pressure Campaign — an aimed, multi-episode drumbeat rather than one-off pokes. Campaigns:
You are not immune. When your own Crash Meter tips past the threshold — from sustained pressure, betrayals, or a nuclear rival crash-out landing on you — the game hands you a Public Crack modal: a shortlist of ways to lose it live on camera (throw hands, storm out, drop the unsayable, silent tears). Each option has its own strike / edit / audience-read consequences.
The Defensive Toolkit (Deep Breath / Redirect Heat / PR Spin) is the way to prevent hitting the crack modal in the first place. Sometimes the villain move is not snapping.
When a crash-out fires, the sequence leads with a full hero sprite: 112px pixel avatar, glow halo, event-specific icon (🥊 hands, 💢 unsayable, 🌪 storm out, 😭 sob spiral, 🪑 trashed room, ☢ nuclear), and a POKED BY chip crediting the instigator. Louder SFX, stronger haptic buzz, and a hold-frame make sure the moment lands before the fallout ticker rolls.
Every scene has a Read The Full Scene button. It calls the AI narrator with the full context — who was in the room, which choice you made, which mini-game fired and how it landed, the memory trail, and your current edit — to write a two-paragraph tabloid-style beat. Mini-game outcomes are always waited on, so the narration reflects what actually happened, not a generic filler line.
Powered by Lovable AI Gateway. If it's ever unavailable you'll see a small fallback badge and a shorter deterministic beat instead — the game never blocks on narration.
Loving the mess? Want more episodes, more chaos, more songs? Toss a coin to your producer. The Venmo button lives on the cover and Home screen. Every dollar keeps the confessional cam rolling and Larry from Legal off our backs.